Mate!

February 14, 2012 by prettierinpink | 1 Comment

From a drunken conversation I over heard in a pub

Can I av a werd mate…..?
stop eyein up me bird mate
dats er over dir
errrrr
do I av to translate…
ya don’t understand mate
am juss tryin t watch da band mate
an yer birds got hir dats all dir
an she’s skewin up me view mate…
yer boss mate yer wanna pint…. mate?
His imaginary affair?
©Carole 2012

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